The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall